3rd grader:Your Mom is so Fat, When she fell I didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.
Other 3rd grader:Ohhhhhhh That was goooood
Other 3rd grader:Ohhhhhhh That was goooood
by 09M09M October 21, 2021
Get the Your Mommug. 
HOT!
by The cool mom February 28, 2023
Get the Your mommug. 
You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!
Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~
by FOXALENNE December 22, 2022
Get the Seduce Your Adoptive Mom Weekmug. 
the ultimate comeback. you can be absolutely destroying a guy in an argument but they can just say “your mom” and end your entire career.
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021
Get the your mommug.