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wind you neck it

Means to tell someone to stop being arrogant or overly confident, similar to asking them to tone down their attitude or behavior and become more cautious or humble. Commonly used in British English.
“I am confident that I can score full marks on the English exam.”
“ Wind you neck it ! You just studied for three hours!”
by anonymous March 21, 2024
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Wind chiming

When a man if fucking another man doggystyle and their genitalia audibly slap together.
These hotel walls are so thing I can hear the queers next door wind chiming.
by Bobby Twoshoes March 25, 2024
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Wind-down

The period in which a warning siren's pitch lowers as the motor is no longer energized.
The siren is currently winding down.
The siren's wind-down took a while.
by Trainguy15 April 2, 2024
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Windescky

A charismatic and confident individual, often with a sharp wit and a penchant for humor. Known for their unapologetic honesty and occasional lack of filter, they possess a magnetic personality that draws others to them. While sometimes exhibiting narcissistic tendencies, they are ultimately a great person to be around, bringing laughter and joy to those in their presence.
Windescky had us all in stitches last night with his hilarious anecdotes
by Windrissi May 14, 2024
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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold in a brown monstrosity that requires birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric pain will persistently emit strong, thick gas, whilst trapped in its humid meat purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a well documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themself.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining Thanks Giving again, Grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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