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William Shatner

see: Sell Out

Canadian born celebrity who will do practically anything to make some dough. Formerlay known as Captain Kirk from the Star Trek television series. His wife was a lush who drowned in their swimming pool. Wears a haripiece.
William Shatner is such a sell out. He sold his voice to my cellphone company for a prerecorded voicemail greeting.
www.rogers.com/celebrityvoicemail
by Eric Blair March 27, 2005
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william

a.k.a metalic acid stoner

a complete stoner in every meaning of the word. wakes up high, has lunch stoned, and goes to bed tripping cubes. dog is mans best friend, williams is weed.

a william is very likely to or already has fallen into an acid pit.
dude, a william just fell into an acid pit then jumped out of his pants!!!
by metalic acid stoner July 5, 2009
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William

A male who always has to be right. No matter what. They usually have bad habits of answering your question with the word "dick". On the Internet they like to be mean using acronyms "stfu" "tf up" "idgaf"
A William is usually smart, but they hate to be proven wrong. Often called Squilliam on purpose, by those who watch spongebob.
Guy 1: Hey guy 2!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: DICK!
Guy 2: What a William...
by Mark Nutt February 10, 2015
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William

HAS THE SMALLEST DICK IN THE WORLD, HES SO UGLY AND WEIRD, HE HAS A WRINKLY ASSHOLE.
Girl: Uhh daddy
William: ooo can you message my wrinkly asshole for me baby?
*Door slams*
by XXBUBBAGONRUNYAOVER69XD June 4, 2019
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william

some fat jew who cant spell a word at all and likes to scarf cheese down an a daily basis, he masturbates to men
my friend william jerks of to cats
by joshua_campjew April 3, 2019
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William's Syndrome

the loss of one's sense of humor
I don't know. Guess he's got the William's Syndrome
by blankman13 August 16, 2010
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William

William: a Fucking pussy that gets on everyone's nerves and has bad taste in everything and smells like shit

I hate William with all the blood in my body he's the type of guy u want chop off his penis and make him choke on it so he can shut the fuck up ..... But he does have his funny side ....but he always bring up the fact that yuhr dada slapped out side in front of everyone
Guy1: eww he comes William

Guy2: eww let's run before that nigga comes by us
by monicalionel November 30, 2011
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