My boss, Melissa, is the manager; I guess that makes her the womanager! Is your boss a womanager, too, or just a manager?
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The female version of a manicorn.
A woman who is:
attractive, but not arrogant,
well maintained, but not high maintenance,
inexpensive, but not cheap,
passionate, but not slutty
sensitive, but not easily offended
more logical than emotional, but not uncaring
attentive, but not smothering
faithful, but not boring
etc... etc... etc...
Basically, a womanicorn is the perfect woman;
a myth that keeps some men looking for "the one".
A woman who is:
attractive, but not arrogant,
well maintained, but not high maintenance,
inexpensive, but not cheap,
passionate, but not slutty
sensitive, but not easily offended
more logical than emotional, but not uncaring
attentive, but not smothering
faithful, but not boring
etc... etc... etc...
Basically, a womanicorn is the perfect woman;
a myth that keeps some men looking for "the one".
Jill: "You just haven't found the right girl yet"
Jack: "He's not looking to settle down..."
Joe: "Well, only if I find a womanicorn!"
Jack: "He's not looking to settle down..."
Joe: "Well, only if I find a womanicorn!"
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The act of a woman excessively whining, complaining, or making issues out of seemingly very minor things and raising matters which are otherwise non-issues, often times from a privileged or entitled female point of view under the dsiguise or feminism. The issues complained about typically serve no real cause other than inflating the individual woman's sense of self-importance while insulting or complaining about men.
Bev wouldn't quit Woman-Plaining about how the grocery store clerk refused to fill her bags to the top because she's a petite female.
Sue chose to take a camping trip with all the guys then Woman-plained the entire trip about the lack of restrooms and silverware.
The ladies at the office were Woman-Plaining about unequal pay without even considering the differences in hours or job risks involved.
The book club meeting quickly devolved into a Woman-plaining session about raising kids.
Sue chose to take a camping trip with all the guys then Woman-plained the entire trip about the lack of restrooms and silverware.
The ladies at the office were Woman-Plaining about unequal pay without even considering the differences in hours or job risks involved.
The book club meeting quickly devolved into a Woman-plaining session about raising kids.
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People who try too hard to demonstrate their wokeness often suffer from wokenesia because they hyper-focus on the latest outrage without looking at the big picture.
People who try too hard to demonstrate their wokeness often suffer from wokenesia because they hyper-focus on the latest outrage without looking at the big picture.
Early in the #metoo movement, a lot of people suffering from wokenesia pressured Al Franken to resign because the scale of Al's infringement was treated as if it were as severe as a rapists; even an accused rapist gets a fair trial that considers all of the facts and other contributions to society before weighing an appropriate punishment, if found guilty. Some might say Al was also suffering from wokenesia when he succumbed to the demands.
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