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Virginia velcro

When two lovers haven’t shaved their pubes in a while and the hair seems to interlock as if twas velcro.
When the lot lizard was looking for some late night fun it was interrupted by a Virginia Velcro
by Midwestern handjob March 1, 2024
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Virginia

Virginia, officially The Commonwealth Of Virginia, is a member of the Southeastern United States of America. Abbreviated as V.A., it is part of the Shenandoah Valley. Virginia also boasts the Blue Ridge Mountains, a mountain range extending from Georgia to Maryland.
I will go to Virginia this fall.
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Virginia

Virginia, officially The Commonwealth of Virginia, is a member of the Southeastern United States of America. Abbreviated as V.A., it is part of the Shenandoah Valley. Virginia also boasts the Blue Ridge Mountains, a mountain range extending from Georgia to Maryland.
I am going to Virginia next week.
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Virginia Slimming

The act of pissing, but holding your skinny limp dong in between your index and middle finger, like you are smoking a Virginia slim.
I feel like Virginia slimming. My skinny dick is thin and long, it reminds me of a Virginia slim!
by Grandmashouse December 28, 2024
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Virginia Slim

Aside from the brand of cigarettes known as Virginia Slim, it is a term or slang word used to describe a lady of thin stature and possibly available for one night stands. Most likely made popular by the Americana Band KENNY AND THE ROOSTERS' song called VIRGINIA SLIM.
I picked up a "Virginia Slim"last night at a bar down town
by Owenowen January 1, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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Virgincide

Having sex with a hooker and/or crack whore in desperation to loose your virginity.

(“Cide” being the Greek root to kill or cut off)
Little Timmy has resorted to Virgincide.
by BigOl’Cunt420 March 14, 2025
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