Pretzel Vagina

When a woman's vagina is so overly dry not even KY jelly can help. Basically a lost cause for men. A phrase often paired with cheese tits.

"How was your night with the old lady, she didn't have pretzel vagina again did she?"

"I'd have sex with her if she didn't have such cheese tits and a pretzel vagina"

by Nester17 December 10, 2013

bassmouth vagina

When a women speads her legs and you see her lungs. 😅😅😅

" I fucked this chick who had a bassmouth vagina"

by Holt3113 May 13, 2016

cunt's vagina

You're the blood dripping hole of the body that a cunt has to put a big juocy schlong in

Hey cunt's vagina... You're a piece of shit!

by ShandyShan August 6, 2017

Flaming Vagina

Term used to describe a person that is being a pussy or bitch. Originates from markings found on old Pizza Hut boxes.

Guy1: "I am tired, I'm going to bed instead of the party."

Guy2: "Quit being a flaming vagina."

by ZimtheTim September 5, 2009

vagina cavities

The Cavities in one's Vagina

GIRL: I WANT YOU TO FUCK MY VAGINA CAVITIES!!
BOY: OKAY BABY, I'LL DO IT HARD

by PENI$LOVER78 January 28, 2017

Triangular Vagina

A formation in beer pong in which the cups are lined up in a triangle, 3 in the base, 2 in the middle, and 1 at the top.

“Gimme the triangular vagina!”

by PongKing69 March 8, 2021

Vagina hopping

When one man is so thirsty he hops from one puss to the next instantaneously.

"Yo did you hook up with 5 girls last night?"
"Yeah"
"How did you do it"
"I am a master at the art of vagina hopping"
"Mad respect bro"

by Sexual Tiger April 30, 2014