Portable Vagina

is one's masturbating hand. Like a vagina on the go. Originates from Bronx, New York.

-On a three week long Roadtrip-

Jack: Wow, haven't fucked a girl in forever.

Bob: Time to bust out the 'ol portable vagina, if you catch my drift.

by Vendetta150 February 22, 2010

drunken vagina

the act of when you pour beer/liquor down a girls vagina then you fuck her and finish before she gets drunk.

I just gave Jane a drunken vagina and now shes passed the fuck out on the bed.

by durtysanch July 1, 2011

Pandora's Vagina

A vagina so big that no man could use and have any pleasure

Man dude I just got done getting jiggy with your mom and I couldn't please her Pandora's Vagina

by The tickler 575757 August 20, 2015

vagina

See pussy. Only pansies and sex-ed teachers use the word "vagina".

Jill: My vagina feels funny.
Joe: ....the fuck is a vagina?

by ZeroKaiser December 27, 2010

Vagina hole

The vaginal canal.

"His dipstick penetrated my vagina hole during intercourse."

by somethinggeneric February 12, 2009

Vagina Attack

Noun

1. A females cycle
2. A week of the month when a female is very angry, emotional, and has cravings for fattenng foods.
3. When a female shows extreme ammounts of anger towards other people ussualy males
4. A time when men should run in terror

Tyler: "Dude, why did you just let lauren punch you in the face?"
John: "She's having a vagina attack..."
Tyler: "Oh, no wonder why she was eating all that choclate."

by Sithick June 7, 2011

vagina squirrel

Another name for a beaver. Originally from a cartoon I saw where two beavers aka, "vagina squirrels" preferred this term over the standard "beaver". They felt "beaver" was a tad pejorative.

Hey dude what's that? "Oh just a couple of vagina squirrels building a dam." Shit, basements gonna flood again!

Or perhaps, you'd prefer:

Man, you remember spring break, dude the place was crawling with vagina squirrels, it was so thick, I had them coming out my ears, I had no idea where to begin...

by suki matutso November 7, 2004