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Spicy Vagrant

Adds a new school twist to the classic Hot Carl / Hot Carlos. Step 1. Eat large, spicy ethnic meal (use Ethiopian or Kenyan food for best results). Step 2. Find sleepy / passed out vagrant. Step 3. Gently place a sheet of saran wrap over his / her mouth. Step 4. Drop trou and lay a spicy coiler over and into the saran wrap. Step 5 (optional). If you are feeling daring and aroused, style points can be added by pushing your dick through the poop and breaking the saran wrap barrier. Step 6. Profit!
Man, did you see the hobo out side the office this morning? Looks like someone pulled a "Spicy Vagrant" on him last night.

Damn, I feel terrible today, I passed out at the party last night and someone laid a "spicy Vagrant" on me. Fuckers!
by El Guappo June 11, 2009
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Sour Vagina

1.) Someone who has a bad attitude about whatever is displeasing them that day.

2.) Someone who doesn't feel like joking around and would rather sit and sulk in the corner with their own sadness.
Gen: Why is Jessica being such a sour vagina?

Vanessa: Because she realized she was a 12 on the hot scale.
by ohnoitsgennie October 18, 2011
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moby vagina

It is used when a girl has a big vagina. Like the size of a whale
Jennifer must've been fisted a lot because she has a moby vagina!
by Ms. Sucia December 25, 2015
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yeasty vaguba

A severe yeast infection of the vaginal cavity which results in fermentation and therefore alcohol production.
That bitch got arrested for selling her yeasty vaguba juice to minors.
by Gabethegreatest September 26, 2017
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In Vaginam Facit Hominem

Translates to "Vagina makes the man"
Also translates to. "Vagineth makeths the Sir"
Man, he really went in huh? Last time I remember, he was a coward. Well I guess it's true... In Vaginam Facit Hominem
by BertoTheSinger January 30, 2023
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Sand in His Vagina

Something said when a male is complaining about everything, or refusing to come out for a night out.
1. why isn't Jim at the pub?

he's got sand in his Vagina!

2. man jim hasn't shut up about the football game.

yer i think he got some sand in his vagina..
by baddazoner February 21, 2011
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Mud Crab Vagina

One step further than sand in your vagina. To get super grumpy
Greg got so rekt he had mud crab vagina and went home
by Enerjex September 19, 2017
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