Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints that live in Cache County, Utah. Arguably the worst Mormons out there due to their rampant level of incest and cheapness.
Dude 1: Dude look at this chick I matched with!
Dude 2: Yeah right dude, she's a Cache Valley Mormon.
Dude 1: No way, she's fine!
Dude 2: Sure if you like shopping at Walmart and hanging out at the Fun Park...
Dude 2: Yeah right dude, she's a Cache Valley Mormon.
Dude 1: No way, she's fine!
Dude 2: Sure if you like shopping at Walmart and hanging out at the Fun Park...
by Big Camp June 6, 2022
Get the Cache Valley Mormonmug. “early college” high school located right between GhettoWood and JunkieValley. this school is a premium learning experience for any one of your drug addicted kids, nicotine... FULL coverage, thc and psychedelics are also included. the football program... they get all of our money just to shove piya sticks in one another’s butts. the faculty uses dip on school grounds, they also have sex with students... on yea and the “Virginity Tree” have sex on school grounds before? take your shoes and throw em in a tree by the lunch room for all to see, makes sense!?!? of a once someone shit in the boys urinal, his name? J.C.
by King_Organic September 10, 2021
Get the West valley high schoolmug. A school in Alexandria, PA, that's wreaks with the small of cow shit, unshaved whore pussy, and gangsta redneck middle-of-nowhere kids.
Often you'll encounter the group of basic white bitches who are as two-faced as any crystal bitch who describes the definition of a Gemini. It's not uncommon for them to suck a cock like it's the last one on Earth. Many look like crack babies.
You may find band kids who are social rejects and start drama in their clique that nobody enjoys due to their ridiculous amounts of snowflakeness.
Often you may be barked at or tortured by the boys for being an outsider. Which is basically if you aren't smoking a USB stick from China and aren't playing football.
Hell on Earth.
Often you'll encounter the group of basic white bitches who are as two-faced as any crystal bitch who describes the definition of a Gemini. It's not uncommon for them to suck a cock like it's the last one on Earth. Many look like crack babies.
You may find band kids who are social rejects and start drama in their clique that nobody enjoys due to their ridiculous amounts of snowflakeness.
Often you may be barked at or tortured by the boys for being an outsider. Which is basically if you aren't smoking a USB stick from China and aren't playing football.
Hell on Earth.
by sexybeans October 14, 2023
Get the Juniata Valleymug. A place where all the girls are sluts and whores. A fight in the bathroom happen almost daily and the principals do almost nothing about it. All the low IQs in the hallway just talk about “rizzing” (the most degenerate term in existence) girls up and starting beef by fighting with others in the bathroom if you’re If you’re an Indian, then you’re different. You just work hard by studying, doing work, and joining clubs.
Scenario in Cumberland Valley High School
Guy to Girl: Hi. How was the test?
Everyone else: BRO YOU GOT SO MUCH RIZZ!!!!!!!! W RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scenario 2:
Guy: Hey dude can you lend me a pencil?
Other Guy: Are you trying to be racist to me boy? Let’s fight next period in the bathroom.
Guy to Girl: Hi. How was the test?
Everyone else: BRO YOU GOT SO MUCH RIZZ!!!!!!!! W RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scenario 2:
Guy: Hey dude can you lend me a pencil?
Other Guy: Are you trying to be racist to me boy? Let’s fight next period in the bathroom.
by Unknown12248381727171734727272 May 20, 2023
Get the Cumberland Valley High Schoolmug. by Kulian Julke 911 March 3, 2020
Get the Silicon Valleymug. by I dunno & I dun care September 15, 2015
Get the Valley bramug. When a rollercoaster train is unable to complete a section of the course that it's meant to, and gets stuck in the course, either between hills or just in general. If the train gets stuck in an inverted position, this is called a "Stall".
by TheRealDom7nator August 31, 2023
Get the Valleymug.