Any old or uncool person who memorizes as may words as he/she can, hoping someone will think that person is cool, but its to far a stretch and it doesn't work.
by Pud'n Tain November 14, 2006
DAD WALKS IN THE DOOR AND SEES LUCY AT THE KITCHEN TABLE DOING HER HOMEWORK...
DAD: Hey, sweetie, where's your Mom?
LUCY: She's urban dictastin'.
DAD: Oh my god, has she become a Coke addict or something?
LUCY: No, she's still into Pepsi like the rest of us.
DAD: Well, where EXACTLY is she?
LUCY: Like I said, she's on the computer doing some urban dictastin'!
DAD: You mean she's starring in internet porn?
MOM: Hi Honey.
DAD: What's that on your lip?
MOM: (wipes her lip and looks at it) Oh, that's vanilla yogurt, why?
DAD: Hey, sweetie, where's your Mom?
LUCY: She's urban dictastin'.
DAD: Oh my god, has she become a Coke addict or something?
LUCY: No, she's still into Pepsi like the rest of us.
DAD: Well, where EXACTLY is she?
LUCY: Like I said, she's on the computer doing some urban dictastin'!
DAD: You mean she's starring in internet porn?
MOM: Hi Honey.
DAD: What's that on your lip?
MOM: (wipes her lip and looks at it) Oh, that's vanilla yogurt, why?
by Sharon Dixie Normuss June 17, 2006
A hobo living downtown, with one eye, and an eyepatch, hence the term pirate. Usually has a 1980's bright pink windbreaker, safeway shopping cart filled with blankets, empties, etc.
*driving*
matt: "URBAN PIRATE!"
allison: "what! THERE"
mike: "Arrgg me heartie!"
allison: "Check for an eyepatch!"
matt: "there!"
*all*: "URBAN PIRATE!"
matt: "URBAN PIRATE!"
allison: "what! THERE"
mike: "Arrgg me heartie!"
allison: "Check for an eyepatch!"
matt: "there!"
*all*: "URBAN PIRATE!"
by miklus May 26, 2006
Check out that kid. He's rocking skinny jeans wit a polo and a cardigan. Hes a straight up urban prep.
by slickrick818 June 20, 2009
by D. Quixote February 24, 2008
by Woob May 26, 2004
1. Going beyond the bounds of "emo" and "metro", urban emo is defined by being conscious of the sensitive side of a person, but not entirely emo, as well as being fashionable and understanding of the self-conscious physical attributes of hte person.
The urban emo man dressed very attractively and was very suceptible musical influences to change his mood.
by Pookie June 22, 2005