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Twitter

The female taint. The spot between the Twat and the Shitter. Twitter
I made her squirm when I licked her Twitter.
by Shanscom77 April 3, 2020
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twitter

son: hey dad, where do you go if you die?
dad: twitter
son: huh?
dad: oh, sorry, i mean hell
by idk but im alive December 2, 2021
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stan twitter

just lame idolatry that needs to dissipate soon or the implications for pop music will be something substantially worse than ironic. I’d like to add that I don’t think Eminem deserves to have inadvertently coined the unfortunate term “stan,” but that would be a stan Eminem thing to say, and, let’s face it, I have been a stan, a shameful thing to admit, but at least not a “swift or”! despite admittedly liking much of the over-comparatively unduly hyped, bland-ish pop star’s (redundant?) “music.”
to Sky Ferreira Twitter-stan is an exercise in unironic self-abasement, but definitely retains a certain underground style, qua ultimate pop hero(in(e)), unlike most of so-called stan Twitter
by skyferreirastan3000 October 28, 2022
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Twitter

A great place for tea.
Did you see the James and Tati drama on Twitter?”
by sereneblossom May 15, 2019
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Twitter

The spot between the twat and the shitter
Dont forget to wipe your twitter
by Bug launcher March 1, 2019
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Election Twitter

A collection of generally upper class, gay, trans, and/or autistic individuals who follow politics with a fetish.

Split between ConET and LibET, which are in a constant battle for “worst political take in existence.”

ConET is divided between the wealthy and generally WASP “Neocons,” led by an endless number of Reagan pfps. Their occasional ally, and permanent enemy, the Rust Belt Catholic populists, who worship Trump. These MAGA populists and the Reagan old guard LARP relentlessly about their wing of the party.

Across the aisle, LibeET is a diverse group of commies, tankies, faux moderates, and other assorted leftists. They are in constant rage about something, and are rarely coherent.

All in all, its an incredibly ridiculous space full of Gen Z and Gen Z adjacent terminally online hacks.
I can’t believe that kid on Election Twitter predicted that! Oh it was Red Lion so just assume the opposite will happen.
by TubervilleStanAnon April 29, 2025
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Twitter

a social media app that became a opinion cum hole
*on twitter hot topics*
'1:"TW//homophobia"
1:"So this guy 'Chris' said gay like 4 decades ago! he is a homophobic piece of shit, a neo-nazi!"
2:"wdym he is homophobic? he just said gay and nothing else lolo"
1:"152.142.175.255. fucking asshole get doxxed, next im ddosing you"
2:"isnt that the public mcdonalds IP address? dumbass"
1:"you still support this fucking hitler!"
2:" i support him as not hitler, because he didnt do anything lol"
1:"TW//Nazi"
2:"Oh come on"
by not a twitter user January 15, 2022
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