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Twitter

A place where any type of opinion is considered 'Controversial', No matter how small or big it is.
Random Twitter user: I just think McDonalds is better than burger king

Everyone: WTF EWWW YOU LIKE MCDONALDS??? YOU'RE GROSS!1!!
by Yeeetur November 1, 2020
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Twitter

A Place where any type of opinion is automatically offensive and if anyone notices your comment, You're done for.
Random twitter user: I prefer McDonalds instead of burger king

Other Twitter user: OMG THIS PERSON LIKES MCDONALDS!?!?!?11?!?//

Everyone: !!!
by Yeeetur November 1, 2020
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twitter bunker

Aka the Oval Office. Where POTUS hangs out sending crazed tweets while in a sleep-deprived stupor and smearing Cheeto dust and Big Mac grease on his IPhone
"whoa! Did you see Trump just fired Giuliani and Melania filed for divorce!?"
"No.... Where did you hear that?"

"direct from the Twitter bunker!"
by DoktorDokter November 11, 2020
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a website where you can't have an opinion. you're not allowed to share opinions, jokes, or use the godforsaken term "freedom of speech". there are three types of twitter users. one; the unproblematic user. it's self-explanatory, just look at the name. two; the troll. take these types of users tweets or profiles with a grain of salt. it's all satire and isn't meant to be taken seriously. three; the crybabies. these users are usually found in the "over parties" or can be found wherever you see an opinion. they can't take jokes while simultaneously make jokes themselves. they take offense easily and usually trigger a reaction from more and more people... creating a thread of comments. crybaby users are usually part of stan twitter. especially kpop stans on twitter.
person one: man, i got attacked on twitter because i called kpop kpoop... it was a fucking joke.
person two: that's just twitter for you.
by strwberrylipgloss September 25, 2020
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Twitter Famous Rez

Probably one of the most wholesome & nicest lad you'll meet, you should definitely commission them sometime
Hey, is that THE Twitter Famous Rez?!

IT IS! HEY CAN I MAKE A COMMISSION?
by XRequiemX October 7, 2020
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Twitter

Pure shit in a garbage can lit on fire by piss from a guy who drank gasoline
''bro have you heard of twitter''
''yeah its alright but its kinda like Pure shit in a garbage can lit on fire by piss from a guy who drank gasoline''
''U right''
by KindaIssac.Jpg November 22, 2020
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Twitter Stickers

Twitter Stickers are another name for a bumper stickers. They both convey an opinion in a minimum of words.
Me: Omg - that's hilarious - look at that guy's bumper sticker.
Him: What does it say:
Me: It says, "How am I driving? How does a car really work?. How does a loving God allow such much pain."
Him: Well we certainly knows where he stands. Bumper stickers - the original twitter!

Me. They're twitter stickers
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 24, 2020
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