Faggot Tree

A pronunciation guideline for faggotry.

Tom: Gee, how do you pronounce this word? (pointing at "faggotry")
Caleb: Just think of the two words: Faggot Tree

by OffBeatDrummer December 12, 2020

Tree Trunk

The material of a man's penis. Usually a rough and rigid type feeling like the bark of a tree. Common with old men. When one man is turned on, instead of cum; the penis will let out sap- but the sap will have a difficult time coming out.

My husband and i had sex for the first time, and he had a Tree Trunk.

by JamieMicks December 08, 2010

tree fiddy

The amount it takes to join the Ahriman Corps Gaming clan.

Joey: Can I play <insert game title here> with the AC folks?
AC_Irish: Gimme treefiddy and we will think about it!

by Willy_HSV March 16, 2005

ugly tree

The source where humdingers are made.

"Davro, has yer missus fallen out the ugly tree?"

by Tommo September 01, 2003

Christmas tree

When a fat woman's inner thighs rub together causing the loose fitting shorts to ride up into her crotch.

The result is a shape of a christmas tree. High up top, tapering down and out.

The typical reaction is to point it out to your friends and start singing a custom version of the holiday classic, Oh, Christmas Tree, so only the people you are with can hear it.

Check out that fat chick in front of us.... Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh, Christmas Tree A big hairy star sits on to of thee.

by Boozie B. August 27, 2009

tree hugger

Some one who wants the world to never get extinced

A boy named Nathan was wasting water, so Emma stoped him.

by Emma howard January 06, 2004

turning tree

A tree turning to fall colors or any tree which makes you turn your head to gaze at the beautiful colors it has turned to.

I loved your pictures of Main in the fall with all the turning trees.

"As fall doth raise it's solemn breeze,
And glazes gold majestic turning trees..."

by ishamor February 04, 2009