From here to Tokyo

1. It will not be happening anytime soon
2. It seems as if there is no end to it

Dutch expression

1. We finally left at 3pm after a stress period from here to Tokyo
2. The play was boring from here to Tokyo

by elisabeth8322 January 30, 2009

toké toké

Pronounced tokie tokie, means to smoke weed.

Wanna toké toké in ma room?

by kjax May 31, 2006

One Toke Joke

An OTJ Is a friend that gets super high off one bowl of marijuana and becomes the biggest cheese in all existence.

Person 1: Duude I'm so high right now

Person 2: You've only smoked one bowl? I'm packing you another?

Person 1: Noo man I'm wayy to baked already

Person 2: Fucking one toke joke

by atown5641 December 11, 2014

Tokkan

(pronounced Tow-Khan)

1. A Canadian person on the internet famed for his random bouts of insanity and his horrible puns. Apparently, some find him quite attractive despite this.
2. (japanese) A charge, rush, or lightning attack (blitzkrieg)
3. The act of telling an original, bad pun.

1. Tokkan lives in Canada, not the United States. Unlucky for YOU.
2. The enraged fighter went for a full out tokkan.
3. What do vegitarian zombies eat? GRRRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS. *waggles fingers*

by Tokkan December 19, 2004

tokitos

adj. prize or reward

I've earned my tokitos

by bDouble69elbuoDb April 22, 2006

tokoloshi

The myth of a small deamon that kills black people in South Africa. It has been know for people to raise their beds so the tokolosh doesnt get them in their sleep.

The Tokoloshi is going to eat you

by AJ V February 5, 2008

tokyo chocolate factory

while analizing an asian, she simultaneously defecates upon herself

i fuck this asian chick so hard, she shat herself, turning her ass into a tokyo chocolate factory

by quabtwabbler August 24, 2009