max nose

When your nose gets fucked up from talking lots of bullshit.

Guy talking to friend - “I fs heelflipped that road gap.”

Friend - “Bullshit...be careful man you don’t wanna get max nose from telling lies. You won’t be able to sneeze properly”

by Kid Creepy May 12, 2020

Max Jones

A minor (under 18 years of age) who is very short but claims that they one day will be tall due to natural growth. Many times, they may cite a doctor or their parents height in an attempt to make their claims seem more credible.

Person 1 who is 5’5”: My doctor says that I am going to grow to be 6’3” when I’m an adult

Person 2: You are such a Max Jones!

by 420Bigboi69 June 4, 2019

Max Abbott_

Someone with a massive cock and a great personality has great hair and is really sexy

To me you are a Max Abbott_

by oasis_is_leng April 12, 2022

Pulling a max

When you go completely awol off the grid and Noone can find you

Have you seen Lori lately? No, she must be pulling a max.

by Boss ninja13 April 15, 2019

Dicker Max

A German tank known as K gepanzerte Selbstfahrlafette or Dicker Max. It was used in World War 2 as a tank destroyer and a bunker destroyer.

It is also very annoying in War Thunder

American tank in 1941: ah such a nice day

*Dicker Max Appears*

American tank in 1941: SHIT

by russian cat. August 21, 2023

max rumor

When the youtuber max tech releases another video containing a 1% accurate rumour that he bases on some anonymous chinese leaker

max tech: *drops the 5th macbook pro 14 inch m1x leak video*

me: ah another fucking max rumor

by lolfr April 8, 2021

Max Castro

Some Cuban nigga that can swim from Cuba to Miami and back. Nigga will occasionally have an African disease on his ear.

This nigga Max Castro fingered my goldfish

by Some_asian_dude November 26, 2019