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A FUCKING DICKHEAD WHO SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES HIM AND FUCKS CANDLES ON A DAILY BASIS THE RETARDED JABBA THE HUT
by ShakaylaisHawt June 7, 2016
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Max chibi

a smaller version of a guy named max. probably watches anime. probably lives with his parents. it's fine though.
Max? no, he's a Max chibi.
by mastermemerdreamer January 18, 2018
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Max Q

The moment when a rocket experiences the most intense atmospheric forces during launch.

The moment when a cosmonaut has received confirmation from ground control, and inserts his rocket into space.

A euphemism for the moment of insertion.
"Falcon heavy passed max Q on its trajectory to mars without experiencing rapid unscheduled disassembly."

Elon to a honey:"I took a viagra 20 minutes ago, I expect to reach max q at t+30"
by lil rocketman May 5, 2018
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Max König

A absolutely Nice Guy who's got an absolutely beautiful Smile. Will exceed your expectations. Great kisser's. One of a kind, Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.
Often don't know what he wants.

I love Max
They don't call him Max König for nothing...
by Bram Hoellernesch January 3, 2017
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dud max

Someone who is the maximum amount of dud; a fucking idiot.
I was driving home from work and some dud max totally cut me off!
by SlamYourself January 6, 2017
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Max Bangz

Dope DJ coming out of Boston that likes to blow peoples mind with electronic euphoria and penetrating bass
Bro: "Yo my dude did you see go out last night Max Bangz blew my mind; I was chillin on a xanny bar and a few brews and he was destroying the party playing shit I never even heard before, I was having so much fun I blacked out and when I came to I was in a bed with seven of the finest bitches each from a different country in a gigantic Mansion at an undisclosed location and they were all loving it"

Dude: "Yea bro he's a legend I'm trying to go see him when he plays next"
by straightbanga October 22, 2012
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Max Bangz

Exceptionally gifted DJ who is a Warlock on the Turntables full of swag, charisma, levitation skills and cash money. His DJ sets include bangers and electro house mashups.
Dude: "Ayo Max Bangz show last night was on smash"

Bro: "My face was melted and It was glorious?"

Homie: "I never did this before"
by Max Bangz October 22, 2012
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