Boytits is the term for a female with breasts similar to the chest size of an 8 year old boy.
a.k.a Fearne Cotton.
a.k.a Fearne Cotton.
Girl : hey guys i went up a bra size today YAY ^_^
Crowd : Well done you moved out of your training bra boy tits.
Crowd : Well done you moved out of your training bra boy tits.
by Wattano January 12, 2011
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by Tits2622 December 6, 2009
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-Not just that you're fucked but that you're fucked AND it's still getting worse.
-Your life is in the shitter already and now some asshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.
-Not only is your POS boat dead in the water but it's sinking as well
-Your life is in the shitter already and now some asshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.
-Not only is your POS boat dead in the water but it's sinking as well
Guy1: well shit life sucks... My wife is cheating on me
Guy2: Umm dude, what's that letter from the health department?
Guy1: Fuck, I guess I'm just tits up and taking on water, she gave an STD too.
Guy2: Well, it could be worse.
Guy1: How's that?
Guy2: At least I haven't caught it from her yet.
Guy2: Umm dude, what's that letter from the health department?
Guy1: Fuck, I guess I'm just tits up and taking on water, she gave an STD too.
Guy2: Well, it could be worse.
Guy1: How's that?
Guy2: At least I haven't caught it from her yet.
by romaddeez March 4, 2010
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Colin: Dude, it totally kicks tits!
John: We've gotta jet to this party.
Emily: Yeah, come on guys we've gotta kick tits!
Colin: Dude, it totally kicks tits!
John: We've gotta jet to this party.
Emily: Yeah, come on guys we've gotta kick tits!
by FrankieTrouble October 7, 2008
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2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.
3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.
3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
1. look at the crap tits on that chick!
2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.
3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.
3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
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