old man tough

It is a known fact that old men can push through pain better than young men

Damn, my dad outclimbed me in the mountains today. That dude is old man tough!

by Tough Old Man February 18, 2018

Suck my nuts through a bendy straw

It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.

Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw

by CianD_05 April 20, 2021

gucci flip-flops suck a nigga dick through his sock

The act of making art to a gay nigga (nibba, wigga, wibba, wigga) with gucci flip-flops and socks on...
- words spoken by gay-rap god

gucci flip-flops suck a nigga dick through his sock

"Yeah men... gucci flip-flops, suck a nigga dick through his sock, bitch my dick hard, i be slobbing all in that cock..."

by ThicDaddy January 23, 2019

I could write a book about what I've been through.

The state of being so helplessly fucked that the only thing left for you to do is to write a book about your crappy life. The book will not concern matters the general populace, or even Dr. Phil, will give two shits about. The only copies sold will be to your mother and maybe, if you're lucky, to some pervert you don't even know who happens to be cursed with the same crippling victim mentality.

Joe: "Hey. I'm really sorry that you lost custody of your kid."

Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."

by Thatsnotmyname May 8, 2013

trough

A really mean name for a vagina.

Bitch! You couldnt pay me to fuck that trough!

by Adam Harigast February 2, 2005

Thought leader

1. (Noun) One who thinks one is a leader

Jeff is a thought leader

by Zillah July 9, 2018

thoug

A typo of 'though', although miles better than the original. Was invented when someone known only from his foldable spork carrying ways was tired and typing on MSN.

"I have a spork, I rock."
"I have a fold-up spork thoug, ergo I rock more."
"Yeah true"

by fold-up spork ftw! October 20, 2005