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Thanksgiving

A tradition started by the Indians to make the white folks get fat, so that when they get revenge and kill all of us in 2012, we'll be too fat and lazy to fight back.
Every ****ing year we eat way too much at Thanksgiving.
by Alex Zelking November 23, 2006
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thankee

Avast ye Pegleg Pete, fine job on swabbin' the poop deck.

Thankee Captain!
by The Jesus1 October 11, 2007
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thanksgiving

A day that epitomizes how wonderful it is to be a gluttonous, fat, lazy American. A day to sit on stolen land eating food we may have never discovered and watch a sport that was copied from the very shores our ancestors so readily fled. Also conveniently situated on a Thursday, meaning most people end up with a 4-day weekend.
The origin of the word Thanksgiving:
"THANKS for the gardening tips, Chief. We'll be GIVING you some blankets as soon as we get the ships unloaded."
by Sean Solo December 19, 2007
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a day that celebrates heling each other in times of need. also about killing native americans, but lets not think about that part.
white guy: happy thanksgiving!
native american:i gave you corn, you killed my people...
by supercoolawsomefantasticguy December 23, 2007
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Thank u, next

"Thank u, next" Is a popular song performed by Ariana Grande, the song is about her real life, but the music video makes it look like a fictional character's life, but in a weirdly lovely way.

The meaning of the song is that she got enough pain by loving boys, some people said that she turned into loving girls, so the point of the song is "Thank u boys, girls next"; Anyways it's not a fact, because she has tried already lesbian experiences.

The music video breaks the record as the most watched video on youtube in the first 24 hours, and the special things about the music video is that it revived some of best popular old movies and included popular youtubers and actors.
by Memetastics December 30, 2018
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I'm thankful for cock.

One of the two most shocking things you can say on thinksgiving at the thinksgiving dinner. especily if your a guy.
Dad: so wat are you thinkful for son.
Son: I'm thankful for cock.
Dad: Oh my God!
by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009
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it's thanksgiving, won't anyone think of the turkeys??!!
by mAgik bUs December 28, 2005
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