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Fart Bellows

Fart Bellows is the opposite of a Dutch Oven. Instead of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing noxious gas fumes from one's ass, the flatulist begins pumping and fanning (expanding and contracting) the bedding covers which expels the gas fumes out from underneath the blankets and sheets into the open air in the bedroom. Person's lying in the bed and anyone entering the bedroom after the fact all fall victim to the fart bellows.
After using the "Fart Bellows" method while lying in bed, Billy caused his girlfriend Gertrude to puke all over the night stand and wall.
by E. Barlow November 19, 2014
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Sharp Fart

When you poop or fart which such force that the emissions feel as if they cut your butt hole
I was pooping and all of a sudden I had a sharp fart and I swear I though I was bleeding
by Loomchoopproom March 29, 2019
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Tropical Fart

One level below a shart. A rare gem of a fart where the relative humidity and temperature between your butt cheeks becomes uncharacteristically high.
Hey Humphrey, I thought I sharted, but it was just a tropical fart. I guess I won't be needing that new pair of tightie whities afterall.
by HSD3 July 30, 2011
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smeagle fart

the act of farting so horrendous that it smells like raw fish and big foots dick covered in Rosie O'Donnell yeast from a smelly yeast infection resulting in a permanent smell stain on any object you have sat on.
erik smeagle farted in my room the other day. It still fucking smelled the next day where he was sitting

max smeagled in his new pj's, mom had some cleaning up to do....
by igluedmyanus November 12, 2011
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seeping farts

uncontrollable farts that manage to seep out, usually silent
"You may clench as hard as you can but they still manage to seep out."
"Goddamn smelly Seeping farts"
by bourkes May 16, 2005
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fart toss

The act of catching a fart in your hand (cupping the anus closely creating a seal) then tossing it in the direction of another individual preferably in their face.
I am the best at fart toss, I create the best seal for maximum odor.
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
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Retard Fart

Dude, I think I just ripped a retard fart.
by jefferythegreat April 3, 2017
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