Cactus Queef Mother Fucker

Def 1: Four words choosen at random to form a phenomenon. Could be used to describe a prickly bastard that smells like a vaginal percussion and engages in sexual activites with his mother,
Def 2: Or shouted as a form of aggravation.
Origination: Mr. Ward's 3rd period (I think) Social Studies class post era a lame history video.

guy 1: "I can't believe she's dating that cactus queef mother fucker."
guy 2: "Yea, he's a real douche bag."

by Steve, Tim, Joel, Heather December 9, 2008

Old western queef machine

When three guys take a revolver pistol, shove it up their ass, and take a shit in the barrel. They then remove the gun, shove it into a girls vagina and make her queef on the gun. They each suck their own queef, shit pistol and puke all over the girl and then kill themselves.

I want to do the old western queef machine with my math teacher, Dale!

by Jimmy-Changa November 6, 2019

Cream Eating Queef Sniffer

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.

Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!

by wicked_cowgirl July 10, 2010

Queef

The horrendous sound of Aaron Top from Owen Sound strangling his poor guitar.

The Queef is on stage queefing up the joint with his dirty Queef song.

by Porkchopmuffin September 3, 2022

Butter Queef

When a chick queefs after having a load shot in her.

When a chick has jizz in her vagina, and she queefs. Sounded like a Butter Queef.

by Slug366 September 12, 2017

Peter queef

A random shot from your urethra intended to be caught by a willing receptical

Jimmy “Peter queefed all over Jimenez as welcomed recipient from his joy!

by Jarod Bogue July 28, 2025

Queef

A quilt theif

'that person is a quilt theif, a queef if you will'

by bigboybillboardbaggins August 26, 2021