Gorilla Thumb

A black or hispanic choade

Jessica: "Davon had such a gorilla thumb and I wasn't ready for it!"

by JimboSlice13 July 14, 2017

Spastic gorilla

A secondary, more pristine definition for a fucking retard

Oh look at that spastic gorilla, so autistic *sips tea*

by The professional definers June 11, 2025

liquid gorilla fun

When a very hairy male gets naked so that they can masturbate.

Dammit Jerry, can't you have you liquid gorilla fun at your own home?

by Repressed Humor Issues November 7, 2024

Gorilla Tag

A VR game that is goated when you ignore the 50% of the users which are little kids under the age of 10 that only play minigames and mass report you for bring better than them.

Guy 1: Hey do you play Gorilla Tag?

Guy 2: Yes, how did you know?

Guy 1: there is a hole in your wall

by BugEPB August 14, 2024

The Silver-Back Gorilla

When two sexual partners engage in doggy style in a walk in freezer. When the man is about to ejaculate he pulls out and discharges over the female's back and rubs it in. This will cause the woman to exclaim 'ooo, ooo' like a gorilla due to the extreme sudden heating of the woman's back during said ejaculation. For added realism the man may beat his chest at the point of orgasm,remove pubic hairs and sprinkle on semen or make an African American individual the sexual partner.

Hey babe, wanna have the sexy time?

Only if we do The Silver-Back Gorilla.

by SEXYTIM June 2, 2016

Gorilla Joe

A huge masculine guy that lives of, of Savagery,Gta5,Eating Steaks,Working out, And Calling people out. A Gorilla Joe would not hesitate to call you a bitch or a narc. He would fight anyone because he's the Alpha

Yo That kid is such a Gorilla Joe he called that kid out because he's a Narc

by Majestic_Dinkle September 23, 2016

Gorilla Tag

You can fight me, but the game is really good, it’s just the children that make people want to hate it

Guy1: I play Gorilla Tag and it’s fun
Guy2: kys
Guy1: bruh what did i do
Guy2: kys bitch you play fucking gorilla tag you fatherless bitch
Guy1: sorry for liking a game bud :/
Guy2: go touch grass and get a life you stupid fucking 5 year old child
Guy1: …
Guy2: idc if the game has good effort into it the player base is bad so the game is dogshit so kyskyskys you fatherless bitch
Guy1: ..
Guy2: you are fatherless and live in a basement, i bet the only game you play is stupid fucking monkey game and you think you’re the best kys ni-
*Guy2 gets obliterated by Guy1*

by LazyWasTaken July 20, 2023