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Dumb Cunt Wish

1. When a person (male or female) wants something rediculous that there is absolutely no point in having.
J: So what does your girlfriend want now?
L: Oh a GMC Denali AWD with a 6.2l v8 and 20in alloy wheels.
J: OMG WTF? For a commuter?
L: Yea... its a Dumb Cunt Wish. But you know she is going to get it.
J: Man that's a Dumb Cunt Wish for sure.....
by lhm December 9, 2008
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big dumb animal

Large male with small to non-exsistant brain. Often seen lifting heavy things, looking confused at the printed word and taking girls from Downers Grove South to his homecoming.
I can't believe that guy is squating 800 lbs! Whatever, the big dumb animal is going to give himself hemmrhoids.
by Alyson Jane Carr October 29, 2007
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Dumb and Dumber Shit

Inspired by the movie "Dumb and Dumber " when Jim Carrey's character gives Jeff Daniels character a large amount of laxatives to ruin a date. It lead to Daniels sitting on the toilet talking a very noisy, smelly shit. Dumb and Dumber shits often come after a thunderous stomach growl in which the person knows it is time to get to the toilet.
"That mexican food was great last night, but I feel a "Dumb and Dumber Shit" coming on."
by jh0818 November 5, 2009
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LOL @ THE DUMB CREW

This phrase is used when either someone, or a group does something stupid.
Person 1: Shoot... I just shredded my entire lifetime of documents.
Person 2: LOL @ THE DUMB CREW
by Jcink June 30, 2007
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u dumb boi

said or done something incredibly stupid
so my brotha said "man i feel like i can fly" and i said to him "nah u dumb boi"
by omgthatshim February 5, 2010
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Astrology Dumb Bitch

Astrology Dumb Bitch: I’m sorry y’all are too dumb to know your placements other than your sun sign. To the point that when you make a post saying “wHaT sIgN iS tHiS?” And it’s relating to communication, emotions or sex and y’all think it has to do with your fucking sun sign? Are you really that unaware of a natal chart and planets?

So you have half the people in this group that actually know or want to learn astrology and the other half going “I’m a Leo, hurrdurr”. Just stop arguing with people in the comments because your understanding of astrology is limited to what day you are born and you have no clue how to travel past that. #dumbbitchenergy
by Dude8521 November 3, 2020
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Dumb Fucking Retard

Dumb Fucking Retard.

When someone is so dumb and so retarded, the only way you can properly describe their lack of cognitive ability is by calling them a dumb fucking retard.
Peter: My bitcoin wallet got corrupted and all my bitcoin is gone!
Everyone: Just use the seed phrase to recover the funds and transfer them to a new wallet.
Peter: What's a seed phrase?
Everyone: Wow Peter, you're a dumb fucking retard.
by DopeEffect January 19, 2020
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