christian sinacori

The art of sticking your finger in ur bum

Christian Sinacori spread his legs and stuck his fingers in his bum

by Your mums mutt April 7, 2019

Christian casas

A piece of shit coward , scared to fight so he uses weapons to defend his sorry ass .

Person: Hey you know Christian casas?
Other person: yea I know that dip shit he’s a little bitch and his girlfriend is a cum dumpster

by Mr . C November 25, 2019

commercial christian

A person who isn't actually Christian but celebrates known christian holidays. They also may have weddings with priests usually to not offend a very religious family member. (i made this up because i pretend to be christian around people but i am a athiest)

I do more of the christian things you see on tv, you could call me a commercial christian.

by shooktothecorern April 27, 2019

Satan Was A Christian

Jesus was a Satanist. Satan was a Christian.

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023

fudge christian

A fundamentalist Christian that is secretly gay

DId you see those Fudge Christians at the Trump rally patting each other's asses?

by mackwackery July 17, 2019

unchristian christian

Someone who goes to church and calls themselves a Christian, but acts in a completely different way outside of church.

At church, Chad is respectful and caring but at school he's a total faggot.
Yeah, he's an unchristian christian.

by @sexiestquintus May 6, 2018

Christian Parga

Christian Parga is a complicated human. He can be very negative/insecure at times and is not the best in relationships. He frequently blames his partner for causing problems and claims the solution is to just give up. He does not like when things get hard and when they do he does not like to fight. He is great at ghosting people and not caring about others feelings. He will treat you like a princess one day, then the next treat you like you don’t exist. He uses people and has a guilty conscience for it. He will tell you he’s not good enough for you when he knows he’s going to do something to hurt you. Don’t ever trust that he will fight for you, because most likely, he will leave you. Christian Parga is selfish, immature, and weak minded. He hurts people and forgets about it, and one day this will catch up to him...

Christian Parga can be your best friend one day and treat you like you don’t exist the next.

by Yourworldwithin August 7, 2019