bagel in the bush

When a girl is bored and loves a glem

a:hey man, did you see that bagel in the bush?
b:yeah dude, she was all over that glem

by meal'aieakhsuiab'airh October 18, 2011

Bush-Beater

Someone who constantly "beats around the bush".

Mom: "You know Jess...why don't you like him? What did he ever do to you"! ?
Jess: "He's a fucking bush-beater...can't ever be just a simole "YES" or "NO". See how simple that was"?!

by Abby+Gromm April 7, 2017

Bush Mountain

(n.) Used primarily with waking up. Generally, it is a girl with a unshaven pussy or beaver that has let it grow a little too much and thusly become a small mountain of pubic hair. Should be used with the adjective of color describing the girl's hair.

Coleman: Hey Vince, I didn't see you last night, what happened I thought you were my ride from the party?
Vince: Ahh Coleman man, I'm really sorry i woke up this morning in Brown Bush Mountain.
Coleman: Sara or Rachel?
Vince: Sara, man!
Coleman: ...I Understand completely...On a side note though...NICEEEEEEEEE
Vince: I KNOW RIGHT?
(High Five)

by VMcG May 31, 2011

GTA Bush

A Bush in a videogame that defies the laws of bush-physics and acts like a concrete block.

Person a: "Yo dude, i didn't think that bush would destroy my car."
Person b: "Yea dude, that's a GTA Bush."

by anonymous April 21, 2018

Slapping the bush

Manual stimulation of the female genitalia

"She got caught slapping the bush at Starbucks."

"She's so lonely she could be a professional bush slapper."

by blowjobs are hot July 24, 2016

Bush knuckle

When you shave your head bald. slap butter in your unshaved ass, go down on a hairy female that smells like cigarette smoke and wet bus seats and go to town!!!

Dude I’m gonna get so drunk and bush knuckle Kelsey tonight.

by Drip Drop February 3, 2022

Jesus Bush

America's so-called "leader". In reality, just another bible-beater too stupid to spell his own name.

America's President's real name is actually Jesus Bush.

by Sarah Buckeye-Hoosier August 19, 2006