Essentially, a giant suburban landscape filled to the brim with strip malls, outdoor shopping plazas with god forsaken asphalt seas, and awful drivers to complete the package. I've lived in the state all my life and it has provided me nothing but agonizing years of pain and boredom. While some parts of the state feature fairly attractive rural areas, quaint towns untouched by idiotic guido scum and historic architecture, the majority of it is housing developments and moronic people who never got up and moved west but would rather pay exuberent taxes. The McMansion reigns supreme and it takes forever to drive anywhere. It is the worst example of post-war America next to Long Island and Los Angeles. Mediocre public transport, identical housing tracts, and bland boring suburban culture.
New Jersey can be divided into three parts, North, Central, and South.
The North, it is populated by your typical Bergen county types who range from retarded Italians to cracked out minority. Despite it's proximity to New York, it is fairly unsafe and still suffers from extreme amounts of crime and poverty.
Central New Jersey is the heart of suburbia as it lacks access to nothing worthwhile aside malls and diners, which in turn, are boring and pathetic examples of pride which others deem them. Princeton University is located here, but most people in New Jersey rarely visit it considering Princeton is one large Asian fortress that keeps to it's own.
Southern New Jersey is the epitome of the country but with all the charm of being mentally ill. Despite proximity to Philadelphia, it too suffers from crime in nearby Camden.
And then there's the shore, or beach areas. Basically overpriced slums with a wooden walkway known as a boardwalk for you to fritter away your time before you return to your respective suburb.
Do not come to New Jersey. It's like everywhere else in America that you hate, but worse.
New Jersey can be divided into three parts, North, Central, and South.
The North, it is populated by your typical Bergen county types who range from retarded Italians to cracked out minority. Despite it's proximity to New York, it is fairly unsafe and still suffers from extreme amounts of crime and poverty.
Central New Jersey is the heart of suburbia as it lacks access to nothing worthwhile aside malls and diners, which in turn, are boring and pathetic examples of pride which others deem them. Princeton University is located here, but most people in New Jersey rarely visit it considering Princeton is one large Asian fortress that keeps to it's own.
Southern New Jersey is the epitome of the country but with all the charm of being mentally ill. Despite proximity to Philadelphia, it too suffers from crime in nearby Camden.
And then there's the shore, or beach areas. Basically overpriced slums with a wooden walkway known as a boardwalk for you to fritter away your time before you return to your respective suburb.
Do not come to New Jersey. It's like everywhere else in America that you hate, but worse.
by New Jersey Blows August 16, 2009
Get the New Jerseymug. New Track mainly said by LIL SHANK (SoundCloud Rapper) When he announces a new song coming out,
Lil Shank is one of the best new soundcloud artist right now.
When shank says "New track" sometimes it take a while for that track to drop,
But never the less LIL SHANK will be signed next
Lil Shank is one of the best new soundcloud artist right now.
When shank says "New track" sometimes it take a while for that track to drop,
But never the less LIL SHANK will be signed next
by Shank's Manager November 14, 2018
Get the NEW TRACKmug. The never ending word that changes according to the times or zeitgeist it lives in...
It is the definition for Your Higher Self, God, The Most High, Allah, 7, YHWH, EL, Okami, TGAOTU... and so forth.
The New Word is an idea and a form of indoctrination a group who understands the LOGOS.
It is the definition for Your Higher Self, God, The Most High, Allah, 7, YHWH, EL, Okami, TGAOTU... and so forth.
The New Word is an idea and a form of indoctrination a group who understands the LOGOS.
2Pac, don't start that blasphemy in here!
Makaveli, the new breed
And I remember what my pops told me
The New Word, follow me
Remember what my pops told me
Makaveli, the new breed
And I remember what my pops told me
The New Word, follow me
Remember what my pops told me
by Coco Kolombia April 16, 2021
Get the The New Wordmug. A lazy town in the middle of nowhere. The most boring town in Illinois for anyone who is 18 or younger. Or, really, anyone who isn't a kid and still distracted by the wonders of the corn. Some adults here are okay, and only come here because of the high schools, which aren't bad at all, but its all very fuckin whitewashed. Everyone is racist dude. The library is the most exciting place. A good portion of the kids get a bad rep, we want to get out of here as fast as possible. No good food, only cheap fast food. Good for the schools and half of the population, sucks for everything else and the other half. Don't move here. Unless you have a corn kink.
by Long Live LWN September 18, 2018
Get the New Lenoxmug. To get played,insulted, and humiliated all in one! In reference to New York getting spit on in "Flavor of Love"
by DreBoSqueez April 7, 2007
Get the New York'dmug. Something that is old but has been used as new trend. For example mom jeans, patches, 70's band shirts
A: Have you seen new Justin Bieber's Lyric video for friends?
B: Yeah, I have, it has this old new style.
B: Yeah, I have, it has this old new style.
by beccaisboss August 23, 2017
Get the old newmug. by pottercastfan November 24, 2007
Get the Leaky Newsmug.