Athens, Texas

A smallish city about 30 miles outside of Tyler, Texas, Athens is in Henderson County, which allows alcohol usage, as opposed to Tyler, which is in the dry Smith County. Various steel mills, mines, and other such industrial necessities are located in and around Athens. Though its city limits don't spread too far, multiple major highways run through it, and it has many excellent restaraunts.Usually, anything you can't get in Athens, you can get in Tyler, and vice-versa.

Hey man, know any good restaraunts in Athens, Texas?
Yeah, there's a good place called Roma Italian Restaraunt or something. Try the Chicken Parm or the Cordon Bleu.

by asmcint September 23, 2012

hot texas

Immediately accelerating when in the left turn lane as a red light turns to a blinking red light before on coming traffic can accelerate.

Dude, I don’t wont to wait for all these bitches, just pull a hot Texas.

by Michael April 9, 2005

Texas Corndog

The act of filling a women's vagina with corndog breading, then inserting your penis and taking it out, putting it in a deep fryer and having her eat your fried dick, thus the Texas Corndog.

"Man Jimmy's Texas Corndog looks so succulent, I can't wait to eat it!"

by Penisanus2 June 7, 2007

Texas Trim

... the decorative and functional chromed metal tubes bolted to sharp edges of antique motorcycle luggage such as that made by Vetter. The side bags and trunk were made of ABS plastic. The Texas Trim absorbed impacts to protect the plastic from cracking.

That's mighty fine Texas Trim you got there. You ought'a polish your Texas Trim a little more. When Texas Trim is outlawed, only outlaws will have Texas Trim.

by Chuck Rhode January 20, 2004

Texas Omelette

The act of performing oral sex on a woman while she is defecating. Also known as the female equivalent to the blumpkin. Also see cunnilumpkin.

Amy agreed to give me a blumpkin only if I would give her a Texas Omelette.

by Wash U Track May 31, 2006

Texas Tea

A term referring to oil. This term could especially refer to oil directly from the state of Texas.

"This name comes from the themesong to the Beverly Hillbillies."
-me

by Dave September 30, 2004

Texas Messes

When you cum in your sisters mouth. Your mom walks in and starts to fuck you. You come again, but into the mothers mouth. Your sister and mother spit the cum into each other's pussy and then eat each other out.

I just witnessed the first Texas Messes in my life.

by Gay Fag Bag December 5, 2016