The Morgan Tax

When you are managing a restaurant team in a new market and have an employee who knows they are wildly more qualified for your job but chose to not to accept the offer bc they make more money serving. Morgan will absolutely dive in and save the day 9.6/10. Until, however, she gets rocked off her mind on Sunday eve knowing damn well shes assigned to a party of 60 the next day and then calls out with 12 min notice
When the shift starts at 11am and it’s 10:34 am the morgan tax is defined by the following exchange
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.

Morgan: no
by Smashaluffigosus September 21, 2023
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Carbon Tax Chrystia

a nickname given to former fianance and deputy PM Chrystia Freeland by the conservatives because she thought and bragged it was a good deal to tax Canadians to death
Carbon Tax Chrystia is just like Justin & Carbon Tax Carney !
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using your awesome skibidi rizz on ice spices gyatt while getting your food taken by fanum and kai cenat!
"what the hell are you doing man?"
"im skibidi rizzing ice spices gyatt while getting fanum taxed by kai cenat and fanum!!"
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tax shelter

n. Bunker in which to hide with one's tax returns when the press come around.

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I need a few more yards of concrete. The reporters got a backhoe and dug up my last tax shelter.

Have you thought of using a charitable foundation?
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Soda Tax

Taxation of hand delivered beverages. Usually without warning.
Dude, go get me a soda.
**gets soda, opens it, takes a drink, then delivers it**Soda Tax!
Asshole
Go get it yourself next time
by AnonymousIsI April 12, 2011
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gooch tax

A wild molesting of a person's gooch ( the area between the asshole and balls)
Why did you break my mom's vase? I'm going to gooch tax you for that!
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gooch tax

Noun

The art of putting thy grabbing tool into someone's anus
Bro why did you mess me up on my homework! I should gooch tax you!
by SavageBoi2020 February 26, 2024
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