Swamp Toad

To have a girl give you a blumpkin while you have warts on your dick.
Bob: "Hey did Candy give you head yet?"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"
by Beeeeeeen Doveerrrrrr February 15, 2012
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swamp ass damage per second

Did you see that damage? that was some swamp ass damage per second.
by Strken November 22, 2019
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Swamp Stew

When two individuals rub each other's anuses together to make a concoction known as swamp stew. It's known to be slightly salty. It originated in Portugal.
Me and My Bae gonna go home and make some of that swamp stew
by Veracocha August 02, 2018
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Swamp Kitty

The adorable, long nosed, green and scaly carnivore and lives in swamps that everyone loves. It is adorable and a native to Florida and they are kinda silly but if you get one mad they will kill you
1. “My favorite animal is an alligator
2. “You mean the swamp kitty”
1. “Yeah you right
by Kim Jin Un October 29, 2020
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Wet Swamp Stain

Happens during a hot day in the hood.. your car has no AC and your seats are Cloth so the underwear becomes stuck to your sweaty wet ass while you drive around looking for pussy lips that are dripping with yellow puss coming out.
Man i wish this Wet Swamp Stain would go away before I get licked by this freak with yellow oozing pussy lips.
by Kingsmidi December 20, 2019
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Swamp Cactus

theANGRY eX Lover Whome hATES Your Fucking Guts for cHOSING Her cHOOSEY '$i$tEr; Thee Exxx-Wife whome Took Half of Everything AMAN Earned JUST FOR BEING MARRIED TOO hIS UN-LOVABLE ASSA.; The Big Girl down thee street whome be a No-Fed-Mo-Ped ; A Phenominie found in Nature That Consumes all the good of its Enviroment and Then Wounds Anything that even comes close too it ; Thee Reason of Why Where The Wild Things Aare; .
"I hate that Swamp Cactus. ;

i married a Got-Damn Swamp Cactus. ;
by GoinInCircles December 29, 2023
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Swamp johnny

Guys, I'll be back in a few. I gotta go take a swamp johnny!
by jaime207 February 21, 2021
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