donkey tots

When the breasts of a woman are small and hairy, resembling those of a donkey.
See: donkey tits.

"Whoa bro did you see that shiz?"

"Fo sho whodie those some real donkey tots"

by Dutchassturd January 19, 2008

tramp donkey

Slave brought along to carry baggage where horse can't go

We tired of being ya tramp donkey acting like you some kinda one man gps.

by Dik phuk October 1, 2022

Cracker donkey

A white male or female referred to a white jackass

That there sweetie is what you call a cracker donkey.

by Hipigs March 14, 2017

canal donkey

A large fish of the carp variety; grass carp, bullhead carp: which over populate freshwater habitats.
A dirty bottom feeding fish other than a catfish.

A dude who swims in canals

Damn, I was tryna catch a big ol' catfish. but snagged up a canal donkey instead.

Jim always swimming in dem canals, he be a canal donkey.

by eed-tera August 5, 2019

swamp donkey

a moose

Perry shot a swamp donkey last night and its getting butchered.

by clair325 January 30, 2020

Donkey scrunch

Having sex with a hooker that turns out to be a donkey

Guy 1: You hear about what happened to Steve last night?
Guy 2: ya man total donkey scrunch

by CBGOCPFTF November 2, 2011

wonkey donkey

when you have bent dick

angus has a really big wonkey donkey

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018