gooch tax

A wild molesting of a person's gooch ( the area between the asshole and balls)

Why did you break my mom's vase? I'm going to gooch tax you for that!

by SavageBoi2020 February 18, 2024

Phantom Tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for being not something or "phantom".

Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax

by slzrppp May 8, 2024

JC Taxed

When a girl is sexually assaulted by a wannabe gym bro

Damn did you hear that girl got JC Taxed on the weekend

by himmytron April 1, 2024

Fanum Tax

Fanum tax is someone stealing your food. Also the percentage of the tax could change who you are

Someone fanum tax the toilet

by anonymous January 13, 2025

fanum tax

stealing food from ur friend

Joe: stop fanum taxing my food bozo
John: no

by SlugcatIsReal December 20, 2024

tax

funniest man alive. is your grandpa. is his grandpa. has fat nuts.

you: oh my god tax has such fat nuts
tac: oh my god i have such fat nuts

by tackses May 10, 2021

wet tax

The act of giving oral sex in exchange for goods or services

My manager just imposed a strict wet tax on the entire company. I guess i'll be staying after hours :(

by ImTheTaxMan January 11, 2019