A certain type of denizen of the more rural areas in Florida, known for their lack of both hygeine and intelligence.
That toothless swamp tard at the mini mart couldn't figure out how to make change for a dollar when I bought a pack of gum!
by calisun23 May 03, 2008
Your girlfriend is on her period. The towel you're using to bang on is used to "mop up" the juices at random intervals during intercourse
by Gronkum March 19, 2016
A woman who loiters at the local gas station wearing short shorts, a knee brace, and some work boots. Often can also be seen with a large beer gut and carries around a foul stench
by TY the OG September 17, 2021
Bob: "Hey did Candy give you head yet?"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"
by Beeeeeeen Doveerrrrrr February 15, 2012
by Strken November 22, 2019
When two individuals rub each other's anuses together to make a concoction known as swamp stew. It's known to be slightly salty. It originated in Portugal.
by Veracocha August 02, 2018