swamp-puzzy

a thought about thots
1. like for say "umm carti wtf..." why is there so many asstags? swamp-puzzy
by @TheDangerousPeni April 20, 2025
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swamp lurker

A foul smelling yellow eyed creature from the back alleys of Detroit that comes out at night to gather your belongings while you sleep in order to fulfill his crack motivating mission.
Damn that swamp lurker bastard from the alley two streets down stole all my shit out of the garage last night.
by King Smidi August 25, 2017
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swamp tard

A certain type of denizen of the more rural areas in Florida, known for their lack of both hygeine and intelligence.
That toothless swamp tard at the mini mart couldn't figure out how to make change for a dollar when I bought a pack of gum!
by calisun23 May 03, 2008
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Swamp mop

Your girlfriend is on her period. The towel you're using to bang on is used to "mop up" the juices at random intervals during intercourse
That time of the month. Had to use the swamp mop twice to save from staying the comforter
by Gronkum March 19, 2016
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swamp of sorrows

That bitch had a swamp of sorrows.
by andr3a June 26, 2009
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swamp whore

A woman who is so ate up she looks like she just came out of a swamp porn train and may have something that Jesus cant fix.
Sheila looks like a swamp whore, but she didnt care she got her crack rock and life was grand.
by Starcitychild September 13, 2017
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Swamp Fart

When one farts and liquid poop comes our of your ass and down your legs
I swamp farted in Mrs.Sues class.
by War8ing June 01, 2022
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