straight man

burning homosexual

average person: *is straight man*

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

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painfully straight

Someone who does not realize they are being hit on by someone of the same gender. This person may seem to be attracted to someone of their same gender because of their unintentional flirtiness. However, the straight aura exudes from them in waves.

Example 1:
Linda: Cheryl, it is obvious she was trying to get with you.
Cheryl: No she wasn't. She was just being really nice.

Linda: You know you are so painfully straight.
Example 2:
Jake: Bro, you were hardcore flirting with him.
Luke: No I wasn't. I was just making conversation.
Jake: Well it seemed might more than that. The guy was legit getting lusty eyes for you.

Example 3:
No homo.

by BlkSwn December 1, 2017

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Straight Edge

a straight edged ruler, or a straight razor

i shaved with a straight edge. i drew a ine using a straight edge.

by squiggles November 18, 2004

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Super Straight

A "sexuality" made up by transphobic straight people. It means that they will date someone of the opposite gender, excluding transgenders. Their main objective is to guilt trip people into thinking they belong in the LGBT community and that they're opressed.

Person 1: I'm super straight.
Person 2: What? What is that?
Person 1: It means I won't date transgender people by any means. You could mistake it by a transphobe, but don't do it! I'm absolutely, 100%, not a transphobe, and i'm a part of the LGBT community.
Person 2: ....... so you're a transphobe.
Person 1: NO I'M N

by StraightPhobe121 March 8, 2021

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