nicholas stevens

a blonde bitch boy who eats ashes from dearly departed loved ones. Hobbies include slapping Mohammads titties and making a Minecraft server for ww3. Donald Trump is his idol and his dad!

Nicholas Stevens lookin extra fruity today

by awkward_boomer January 11, 2020

Stoner Steve

A stoner named Steve. Best friend of Redneck Bob and Co-founder of Stoner Steve and Redneck Bob Industries.

Hey Stoner Steve, crokeed or mooncrack?

by Mr.Explosions February 19, 2020

Lake Stevens

A quaint town with a train at the bottom of its lake.

Today I traveled to the quaint town of Lake Stevens.

by lakestevens March 24, 2020

klare stevens

klare is an incredibly amazing person. she'll always be there for you despite the distance between you and will cheer you up with her videos of her adventures. klare deserves more than anything in the world and deserves to have someone there for her. never pass up being friends with her she might just change your life. klare is also beautiful inside and out and her smile is contagious.

dude, you're dating emma?? thought you would go for more of a 'klare stevens' type person.

by gaelilfae September 11, 2020

Mikhia Stevens

Mikhia Stevens is the friend you never wanted. He will endlessly roast you and make you hate yourself. He's dumb and tall like an ugly deformed giraffe.

Therapist: why do you hate yourself?
Me: well, I'm friends with Mikhia Stevens
Therapist: say less.

by ihateumikhia September 17, 2020

Fuck Steve Jobs

Exclamation muttered when an Apple product malfunctions or loses battery power after one hour. Uttered when Apple map sends you to the wrong location. When you find out the next Apple Phone is $1200 and does exactly the same thing your old Apple phone did.

Where the hell are we? Fuck Steve Jobs. I just charged this I pad. Fuck Steve Jobs.

by Angry Chicken Lady June 15, 2021

minecraft steve nsfw

some weird shit

Guy 1: did you see that minecraft steve nsfw
Guy 2: that was some weird shit

by Nioko January 20, 2022