Shlunk

When your partner is about to climax, then proceeds to stick it in a moving fan blade causing cum to fly everywhere

Im about to cum!
Quick stick it into the fan and shlunk!
Oh my God Its going everywhere!!!

by anonymous January 13, 2025

Sprunki Orientalist

Someone who is almost in the incredibox sprunki fandom, but doesn’t care enough to actually be in the fandom.

People who know star wars lore, but don’t have an emotional reaction to order 66 are the sprunki orientalists of star wars.

by TheCareLost January 25, 2025

Splinkisism

A term of befuddlement or confusion caused by seeing or hearing a word too many times, oftentimes making the word seem unreal

Man, I read an entire cookbook, and now I’m experiencing Splinkisism with the word bread!

by Lord Yeetus III February 1, 2025

spunk flick

The act of flicking spunk off your hand in a quick jerk and whipping motion. Mimicking that of a whip.

Here mate, I’ve just spunk flicked in your cup of tea by accident.

by chicken lee dersht February 5, 2025

spunk

spunk orignates from the town of Caerphilly.
to "spunk" is to laugh.
it's a popular slang term in Caerphilly.

"yoooooooo g u made me spunk lowkey ts ts ts pmo"
"SOL (Spunking Out Loud"

by ehschud February 7, 2025

Sprunki Gyatt

A word that is used in brainrot

SPRUNKI GYATT SKIBIDI TROLLFACE! OHIO MANGO MANGO MANGO

by Helllloooworrrllrlldldll February 15, 2025

Spunk Fishing

Predominantly male, when you are too relaxed, or can't be arsed to get out of the bath to have a wank and end up having a relaxing bath wank. The ensuing explosion of semen into the "Non-Salty Sea" leaves opportunities with either a hand or a water jug to go "Spunk fishing"!

"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!

John was a lazy bastard at the best of times and regularly participated in the hobby of "Spunk Fishing" at bath time!!

by anonymous March 12, 2025