splatter patty

Dried up jizz splatter on the wall

Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,

Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!

by Justin sideme September 20, 2023

Splatorious

Sarcastic and hyperbolic iteration of the word splendid

"I'm literally gonna kms"
"Oh my God isnt that just splatorious"

by That_splatorious_guy October 3, 2023

Splatter pattern

(N). The chaos of brown that goes all over the toilet bowl and the bathroom after eating extra spicy foods.

My good news john! What in earth did you eat? You left a splatter pattern all over the bowl. Clean it up now!

by boggler November 3, 2023

Splattered

When a woman (preferably Asian) is placed on a wheel dolly with her legs spread at a 90° angle and her vagina is splattered into the wall

Hot single Asians in your area. Click now to see them splattered!!

by Gapedcoochgrabber January 22, 2024

Splatoon

Call of Duty for adults.

Splatoon is like team fortress 2 exept in the third person and the players are 10% less autistic

by HurriCrane November 9, 2023

Splatoon fanbase

actually mature unlike call of duty fanbase
"Splatoon: intended for younger audience played by older audience

Call of Duty: intended for older audience has younger audience" that was a comment or all I could remember from a comment that was made in 2018/19 in all serious splatoon fans are cool people

ME:im apart of the Splatoon fanbase
KID:fuck you splatoon sucks
ME:PULLS OUT N ZAP 85 AND SHOOTS

by TakoTheMemer November 12, 2023

Splatter Platter

The face of the woman on the receiving end of a bukkake party.

It probably took Molly a few hours to clean her splatter platter after last night's orgy.

by HxC RiFF November 12, 2023