beagle sniff

When you sniff a beagles arse and the sensation instantly makes you blow your load

I just beagle sniffed my friends dog

by schnivvyfwee January 22, 2015

POSEY SNIFFER

A person who owns and drives a high performance automobile, but drives it in such a manner so as to not take full advantage of its capabilities.

John took his Ferrari to the race rack, but sat in the crowd with all the posey sniffers, rather than racing it.

by 57baja December 13, 2015

pudding sniffer

Some who adores the smell of semen

Have you heard that Adriana is Pudding sniffer

by Blanaba King March 22, 2016

melon sniffer

someone who sniffs melons under coconut trees. it is a traditional tribal ritual that ends with anal. usually the male would insert the penis but because he sniffed so much melon the female now must perform his duties. after this has happened they both ride off on horses but because these horses sniffed so much melon they fall over. so these tribe people must go back to the holy melon god and ask for condoms and perform the dirty dragon after this they will be melon sniffers.

dude your such a wanker cunt bag who is friends with a melon sniffer

by euan murray April 11, 2016

Buffalo Sniff

A sexual position inspired by the mating of the American Buffalo, in which the male sniffs and licks the anus of the female.

The man enjoys buffalo sniffing on the weekend.

by Frolfislife August 13, 2016

mattress sniffer

A mattress sniffer, someone who hides under a bed in the hope of sniffing their ladies period leaks

Man I'm such a mattress sniffer, last night I hid under the bed with my wife's tampons so she had no choice but to leak her red gushing goodness everywhere

by StretchyRaff November 29, 2016

conformation sniff

The act of smelling a man's penis or balls to confirm whether or not they have had vaginal intercourse. Usually done by women suspecting there significant other of cheating, occasionally done by bros to call bullshit.

Andrew "Sorry I'm late guys I was, like totally getting laid at 4:30AM and not sleeping in like a douchebage".
Connor " I'm calling bullshit your an hour late, whip out your sack so I can do a conformation sniff you lying sack of shit".

by Chocolatedabbler February 11, 2017