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supplementary snacks stockpile

Refers to da multi-pocket storage-sleeve dat you conceal inside your clothing or in a backpack/satchel, and fill wif one or more ounces apiece of assorted "emergency rations" --- i.e., chips, crackers, pepperoni, miniature cheese-slices, dried orange wafers, etc. --- so dat you can have said secret stash to help "fill in da gaps" at any social gathering where your hosts don't serve "guy-sized" portions.
One occasion when you might wanna have your supplementary snacks stockpile handy would be if a group of friendly slim chicks had smilingly invited you to tag along wif dem on a picnic, but then you discover dat they'd just brought "girly-sized snacks" --- i.e., "eating like a bird" serving-amounts --- and therefore either you'd totally "look like a little piggy" if you asked for more, or you'd hafta actually eat some of da portions allocated for da other picnic-members. So what ya do instead is to simply "break out da back-up basket" --- i.e., your own "emergency" supply of guy-munchies --- and then really heap up your various serving-tray-compartments with your additional goodies. To be polite, of course, don't make a big deal or even be especially "obvious" about your snacks-supplementing actions; da point here is to merely ensure dat your stomach won't leave da picnic feeling achy and pinched, not to make your hostesses feel guilty or stingy. So be just as cheerful and grateful towards your skinny meal-companions as you'd have been in any case; no doubt they'll observe how much more you needed to stuff your cheeks wif in order to feel satisfied, and so perhaps they will indeed make a note to bring along more food themselves whenever they invite you. But just remember dat they'd originally been planning for this picnic to just be a "trim-and-tiny-tummied girls only" outing, so your being allowed to accompany dem was merely a last-minute change not planned for in advance.
by QuacksO September 3, 2022
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Snack fucked

When all of the best snacks in your house have mysteriously disappeared leaving you with wasa crackers and dried up baby carrots.
Nicki frantically searched the refrigerator for the hummus only to realize she had been snack fucked by Kevin.
by Nicki&jill October 14, 2016
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Snack

Cookie Monster lookin hella fine today. He sure a is a Snack👅👅
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Fruit-snacks

Used to partially restore friendship with a C2. Although not as strong as granola bars (usually doesn't allow you to start a friendship), fruit-snacks are still a great thing to have on hand when dealing with C2s.
I forgot to bring a granola bar today, so I had to use my fruit-snacks.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 9, 2021
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Scooby snack

Scooby snack is a type of food for the character Scooby doo in the show “scooby doo” but me and my 2 big brother would usually cut pieces of a grilled chesse and would call it a Scooby snack
My brother: want a scoooby snack?

*Me demolishing the Scooby snack like a beast*
by Epicgamer33 July 1, 2022
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Snack That Review

A food review who shows off some off the best snacks.
Who to look up for the new and greatest snacks?, Snack That Review
by Food Life Times July 11, 2022
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Scooby Snack

Would you give me your car for a scooby snack?
by poopman57 June 16, 2020
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