The Sleeping Chocolate

The Sleeping Chocolate (with/without an ace on the inside) - when you fill a large sized condom with chocolate soda and slip inside someone else's ass while they're asleep. The ace on the inside would mean you dropped goldfish on the inside for a little surpirse on the removal

Man, Ted was pissed after he woke up with the sleeping chocolate

by the_sleeping_chocolate_man December 3, 2010

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stfu im sleeping

A way to tell someone to shut the fuck up when your about to go to sleep or if your going offline from a website to take a nap.

your friend: yo whats up bro?

you: stfu im sleeping

your friend: ok later dude

by conertavoly November 29, 2009

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Sleep Cheap

Sleezy motel where you pay by the hour. Where one would go with a hooker or prostitute.

How about we go down to the sleep cheap and get this on.

by Leightoncarmichael May 12, 2008

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sleep-off

Masturbating for the sole purpose of falling asleep. Used when you have to get a good night's sleep but you're not tired.

Guy 1: Dude I have to go to a job interview tommorrow morning, we shouldn't have chugged all those Red Bulls.

Guy 2: Don't worry. I brought a Playboy, just go sleep-off in the bathroom. You'll be drowzy in no time.

Guy 1: Thanks man.

by naylordude June 16, 2009

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Sleeper Slut

Someone who doesn't appear to be slutty at first glance but in fact is a huge slut upon further investigation.

Observer #1 "Hey man, check out that girl over by the bar. She looks like the only classy girl here."

Observer #2 "Yeah, normally I would agree. But I know that girl, and she's a Sleeper Slut."

by DaiquiriDude September 15, 2012

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