Simon

A 40 year old tottenham fan who works with politics but is also the best and most caring dad you can ever have. As long as you do not support arsenal in his household

Simon: Hey! What team do you support?

Person: Arsenal!

Simon: *Pulls out a fxcking 12 gauge shotgun* Better run boy!

by DaddyDonkey63 May 24, 2023

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Simon

A guy who thinks he gets all the girls but really isn’t all that.

Me: He’s such a Simon.
Kyle: Ik right?

by SlimJim_83 June 17, 2023

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Simon lynch

Pub owner from Deeping

Used to be a chef

Simon Lynch serves beer

by anonymous July 26, 2024

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Simdutz is a gay Femboy from Flensburg. He was part of the communist party in the Soviet union and commited multiple war crimes. Nowdays he's hiding his identiy for good as "Basil" from the videogame Omori. He's part of the SmashCake Fanclub and proved himself to be an eligible admin. Although his past was dark and brutal, Simdutz always has a smile on his face except when another user named "KleinHansi" stands in an hearable range of 950 kilometers (590 Miles).

Simdutz is a nordic beast!

by Fettarsch August 12, 2024

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