Margarita Shower

after your boss gives you a hard time at work and your spouse gives you a hard time when you get home you just want to take a shower and drink a margarita.

Mark: I have had a rough day at work and now my wife is mad at me. I need to take a margarita shower and relax.

by threefingers June 25, 2021

shower shitter

someone who purposely shits in the shower and doesn't clean it so the next person who takes a shower would freak out.

Brandon Is a Shower Shitter. He Shit in the shower.

by littlepussypussypussy May 5, 2022

Struggle Shower

When a nigga gotta make ramen noodles while he takes a shower to budget water.

You enjoy that struggle shower my nigga.

by Nigga shower June 5, 2018

nutella shower

When Bricky fills your shower with nutella and rubs your nipples with the nutella while you say fist me daddy

I wish bricky came to my house with nutella and gave me a nutella shower

by Kappas Pride August 28, 2015

Functional Shower

A shower that serves only the purpose of cleaning yourself, without having to worry about any sexual or romantic activities that one of the showerers might expect from the other.

Max and Clara just finished their daily 10k run. As they came home they were only up for a functional shower together, as gas prices keep on staggering...

by LuckyNumberSl3vin July 13, 2022

Sigma Shower

When you take a shower but only with a wet cloth

“Shit I don’t have time to shower. I guess I’ll just take a quick Sigma Shower”.

by DIPtheCHIP February 9, 2018

brass shower

When you fill a French horn with piss and play it over someone laying in a bed. Showering them with your warm spit and piss.

Yooo, I'm really into this band chick. You think she would be interested in a brass shower?

by Kungpao_ November 23, 2019