Sex

When a guy kidnaps a girl and shoves his dick up her ass

Arthur met a hoe on the street so he knocked her out and they had sex

by #420blazeitGetShr3ktM9 April 9, 2015

Sex

The best thing ever invented

We had sex it's fucking awesome

by I'm not drunk im intocixated December 22, 2008

sex

something you will never have

i heard sammy has never had sex, she’s 57 with 4 kids!

by txe.hyungg September 29, 2019

Sex

What is the meaning of life u ask, well it involves two things make genitalia and female genitalia, basically u insert ur pencil into the sharpener and after ur done the pencil is smaller, this is because men secrete a liquid known to most people as semen. Semen is filled with microscopic children that make a home in the ladies vaginas and then a famine comes and only a couple survive... Those become your children... ENJOY

"whoa I had some good sex with that Latina hooker, and I was only $4.99"
"Wow Jerry that's cheap for sex"

by J-Hole/Mommabear420 September 12, 2016

Sex

The only reason your doing this is to get horny of of people's definitions so get offline you dirty human.

Sex is not for you.

by Go away 202 May 29, 2019

sex

An activity where you part yourself in sticking a stick of butter up your ass then proceed to squirt McDonald’s Sprite out of your very own nipples.

6 year old: What’s Sex?

83 year old: Kid, it’s a very sacred ritual. Don’t have sex with woman

by ILuvDictionMyAss January 22, 2021

Sex

The best thing in the world.

Girlfriend: Do you want to have sex?

Me: Fuck yeah!

by CARLOVER24 March 4, 2014