Spooner

Spooner, is an Assasin who kills people on the most dumbest ways possible.

Jesse: "Gosh watch out, it's a spooner!

by 360Henriator May 4, 2017

Spoon Diver

You like to spoon with anyone. And all you do is spoon all day.

I'm a spoon Diver. Wow!

by Zigzag Brandon April 20, 2018

Spoon

Another word for idiot. Examples include: Mumbo Jumbo.

Ugh, he is a total spoon.

by Toby Forsyth December 17, 2017

Spoon

An eating utensil used to eat Ben and jerry's chocolate fudge brownie ice cream when you're alone on a Saturday.

"Grandma I need a spoon"

by BAJCFB May 3, 2018

sapounzis

The dankest man alive. A sapounzis is a sex GOD. His dick is always over a foot long.

"Damn son, look at that dick, he must be a sapounzis."

by Biggest Dick Boi February 6, 2018

Spoon

Another term used to describe typically a high school/ secondary school student who is a "goody two shoes" or a "teachers pet". This use of the term originates from Hadleigh High School in Suffolk England.

"Wow she is being such a spoon"
"Look at *Name* spooning the teacher"

by Guilhem991 February 6, 2018

Spoon

Total moron

John: YOU'RE A SPOON, JAMESON!
Jameson: k

by Johnathan_Smith May 9, 2018