Sam 

Sam is a weird but quiet funny boy you’ll met from a discord server lol

Sam: I have work today so I'm just going to slide out. So bye. Ok take care.

Sam by frog-queen June 25, 2022

Sam 

Someone who has a giant horse cock and fucks david and sephton on a daily basis. if you dont like sam then go jump off a fucking bridge.

Sam has a massive dick

Sam by sambfc2007 July 11, 2022

Sam 

I cant so good Englisch deswegen say ich sam is super duper

#1 Sam is super duper
#2 Yes
#1 Sam is super duper

Sam by Nöl July 13, 2022

Sam 

Sam is divnoors best friend

"hey have you seen sam?"
"yeah isnt he divnoors friend?'

Sam by Meyourmumz July 19, 2022

Sam 

Sam is a simp for every girl he meets, he is also very gay like double, ultra, triple gay.

-Do you know Sam?

Sam who?

-The simp sam?

The gay one?

-Yup that’s him…

Sam by I wish I had a boyfriend July 22, 2022

sam 

sam sucks nuts. nobody really likes sam, he says unnecessarily mean things for no reason, and hes gay as hell.

you're friends with sam!?! i bet hes offered to suck your dick

sam by WhenTheDead July 30, 2022

Sam 

Sam is amazing. He’s wicked smart, and is ahead of his class in math. He’s an engineering wizard and loves creating. And don’t forget about his looks, he has a super aesthetic body, and a super hot defined chin. He’s super funny and very charismatic. There’s lots of girls that chase him but he settles down for one and doesn’t jump around. If you find a Sam, don’t lose him. He makes an amazing friend and an even better boyfriend. (he also has a massive dick)

Person 1: Wow did you talk to Sam the other day?
Person 2: Yea, he said he’s working on a new project car
Person 1: So cool! Right?

Sam by deeznutssobig July 31, 2022