Sam

The fruitiest, palest, skinniest mfs you'll ever meet, if you can get passed his fucking attitude

K: "Hey man do you want Sam to come over?"

Casper: "nah fuck that nigga."

by Itsmeidkwhotho June 22, 2022

Sam

Sam is a beautiful human being. He has one of the biggest 9 incher you have ever seen.

He is a sexy beast who reels in all the ladies. He lasts 30 minutes. And will for sure please you all over

Are you OK?! you like like you've been Samed pretty hard

by sexiestbakaruffruff June 22, 2022

Sam

Pretty brick guy
Never hits more than 1 three per pickup game

That’s it
Either he’s 1/1 or -354/-98
Also pretty bad at hog

And cr

“How’s his basketball”
“He’s a Sam”
“Oh lord get me away from him, his brick was might spread to me,” said Danial the 10x NBA MVP, champion, all star mvp, scoring title winner, dpoy winner, and 2k god player

by Most accurate definition man June 23, 2022

Sam

Sam is a weird but quiet funny boy you’ll met from a discord server lol

Sam: I have work today so I'm just going to slide out. So bye. Ok take care.

by frog-queen June 25, 2022

Sam

Someone who has a giant horse cock and fucks david and sephton on a daily basis. if you dont like sam then go jump off a fucking bridge.

Sam has a massive dick

by sambfc2007 July 11, 2022

Sam

I cant so good Englisch deswegen say ich sam is super duper

#1 Sam is super duper
#2 Yes
#1 Sam is super duper

by Nöl July 13, 2022

Sam

Sam is divnoors best friend

"hey have you seen sam?"
"yeah isnt he divnoors friend?'

by Meyourmumz July 19, 2022