Stalkerific

A woman that is so hot she causes all men to become her stalkers.

Did you see that sexy Kat, she is so Stalkerific!

by vlaad February 16, 2010

Decatur Staley

When you ruphie a fat chick with laxatives, hit it from the back, she profusely shits on one's dick, you turn her around and flop it in her mouth.

Jeff: I heard you gave a chick the Decatur Staley .
John: I can't really remember except when I had awakend out of my drunken stupor and realized that I was fuckin' a fatty so I introduced her to the "Decatur Staley"

by Alec and Alan October 8, 2008

G-stalk

When you stalk someone, usually a celebrity, on google.

Bro stop G-stalking her man you're way out of her league

by Mr Del Sanchez May 6, 2009

oppositely stalking

when a creepy person is unintentionally "stalking" you by going to or ending up in the same place as you.

the creepy man in the car in front of you turns left, then you turn left, then you're behind him on the highway for miles, and take the same exit, then end up at the same place, therefore oppositely stalking you by being in front of you instead of following you.

by T Turtle November 10, 2009

stalker

stalker normally follows people around and stares at there ass as much as the possible can stalkers can be from
fat to skinny it dosent really matter there all shapes sizes and types

landon at wlms wont stop being a stupid gay stalker.

by rawr12345 November 26, 2006

stalkward

(adj.) an awkward situation caused by running into someone that quite possibly is stalking you

Woah, dude. How did she know that we were going to be here? Wasn't that stalkward?

by jicky98 January 17, 2009

Stalkward

When someone is stalking you very awkwardly. This can be via facebook, twitter, flickr, or even someone literally following you.

"Oh my god, this cringy guy keeps talking to me, its just so stalkward!"

"Stalkward turtle."

"I can't help being stalkward, you are just so hot!"

by gaga_eljayne_monster13 November 7, 2011