When you grab from the base of your sack in your hand, and squeeze your nuts to the other side of your hand
by Rape It Randall August 14, 2017

While a guy is below you, you step on thier crotch and spread there legs apart to the point where it hurts very bad.
by Ljhnh September 23, 2017

A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.
Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.
by xboxgamertaggenerator May 2, 2024

by DJFactAnomics April 24, 2023

A male (usually) who hooks up with with the only goal in mind to get his nutt and leaves after without satisfying their partner.
Person 1: How was the dick appointment last night?
Person 2: My man was a squirrel. He got his but and left after one lousy round. I didn’t even get my nutt.
Person 2: My man was a squirrel. He got his but and left after one lousy round. I didn’t even get my nutt.
by @cajanpowder March 26, 2019

Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel, SquirrelSquirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel!!!!! Squirrel SquirrelySquirrelSquirrel, Squirrel?
SQUIRREL 👋👋
SQUIRREL 👋👋
Squirrel: Squirrel Squirrel
Squirrel: Squirrel!!!!!!!
Squirrel: Squirrel!!!!!!!
by A squirrel lover June 23, 2018

Perfect substitute for any expletive, adjective, verb, exclamation, or noun in the entire English language.
Squirrel you!
That guy is such a Squirrel.
Quit Squirreling around!
What the Squirrel were you thinking?!
Aw, go Squirrel yourself.
Son of a Squirrel!
Holy Squirrel!
Squirrel it.
What the Squirrel?!
Squirrel!!!
Quit being a Squirrel!
You can be a real Squirrel sometimes...
Aw, Squirrel me.
That guy is such a Squirrel.
Quit Squirreling around!
What the Squirrel were you thinking?!
Aw, go Squirrel yourself.
Son of a Squirrel!
Holy Squirrel!
Squirrel it.
What the Squirrel?!
Squirrel!!!
Quit being a Squirrel!
You can be a real Squirrel sometimes...
Aw, Squirrel me.
by BushidoTech February 26, 2017
