Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.
"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!
by bongusdongus July 29, 2022
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Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.
To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
by Pteropus December 15, 2023
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spider dance

When one person sits on a toilet and another person pees between their legs
“Despite how how much we’d had to drink, we pulled off a successful spider dance.”

“It was a fantastically romantic evening. We ate and drank and spider danced the night away.”
by perfectcussion April 09, 2021
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reggie spider man

when your having sexual intercourse with a man or women and pull out and cum in your hand and throw it at there face
bro i just gave jenny a reggie spider man
by iballlick June 14, 2020
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Face Spiders

Microscopic parasites that live on the face and in hair follicles. Thousands. We all have 'em.
You can scrub for the rest of your life but you'll never get the Face Spiders off.
by Clara Fication June 05, 2016
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Spiders-man

He's a bunch of spiders! It's hilarious! BEST version of spiderman
Hym "Spiders-Man is the best! He's bunch of sentient spiders! He's a man, comprised of spiders! But it's still just him.... And not me Hym but HIM him."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
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