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shit-shopping

"He's not really mad about what you did, he's just shit-shopping".
by Dayle Ann February 4, 2009
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special shopping buddy

(N) A women's designated male friend that she goes to the mall and buys clothes with, whenever the need arises. Most likely, the special shopping buddy is in most cases a platonic friend, or possibly homosexual.
Julie: Hey, are you and danny dating? i saw you guys at the mall together the other day.

Kim: Nah, he's just my special shopping buddy.
by buddy lumpkins January 16, 2010
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Alabama Shopping Cart

noun. The act of taking a wheel barrow and rapidly stealing as many things as possible from a neighbor's yard and/or garage.
I heard Rolando McClain got a bunch of weed in an Alabama shopping cart.
by LowTideLow September 15, 2012
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Barber Shopping

(Verb) The act of jerking off between two mirrors so as to have an infinite number of reflections of yourself to watch. Done only by the most narcissistic and self-absorbed of {assholes.
Donald Trump is known to do a bit of barber shopping while thinking of his daughter Ivanka.
by That one guy...you know? June 7, 2020
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Shoppy

Sometimes it no longer becomes clear as to where you are currently located, and in such a situation one might consider it to be shoppy.

Shoppiness often is associated with not knowing where you are, but can also refer to a plethora of alternate situations in which an individual is beyond 2 standard deviations away from the normal curve on a scale of having a "cloodle".
17:57 Steve: getting shoppy > opening up
17:58 Alex: Well...opening up has it's pros and cons, I wouldn't necessarily say that getting shoppy is superior right off the bat without giving opening up proper consideration.
17:59 Steve: good point...first we must wieght the pluses and minuses of each one...and then average them into a coefficient, looking at the coefficients we can then determine, by whichever one is higher, which of the two is victorious
17:59 Steve: ...that right there, was shoppy
18:01 Alex: It is my personal, and well established belief that the only way to properly display by what exact margins one wins over the other, is by first drawing the whole setup out on lined paper, and then we will make a movie of it, and then we will take screenshots from the movie and paste them into a powerpoint presentation, so that we can more efficiently convey the conclusion we come to after weighing both options together...
18:02 Steve: with our final thoughts, essentially averages of all of the implied studes as our means for determining the victor as to whether or not the theory that, "getting shoppy > setting up," only after this conclusion is drawn will our work be finished
18:03 Steve: *not setting up, opening up
18:03 Alex: I agree. Glad we've made this clear to each other.
by Arlisch May 23, 2005
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Shopping Legs

The event in which a person (usually male) suffers from aches and pains in the legs, usually due to being dragged around high streets or shopping centres, usually by females!
Male: "Let's go home, my legs are killing me!"
Female: "You're such a bitch you get shopping legs within five minutes!"
by mrfitz January 18, 2009
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Shopped Shouter

Cynical people who constantly feel the need to comment "shopped" or "photoshopped" at almost every thing they encounter on the internet believing they are saving others from believing liars and fakers. Sometimes they are right but ironically they are now in fact making people believe real, truthful things are actually SHOPPED! They usually come out in large numbers and drown out all other conversation.
Bill123: Woah, that photo of a clown fish is pretty amazing

WoLfcry24: ITS SHOPPED DUMASSES!

Bill123: Uh, Clownfishes are real...

WoLfcry24: No, that weird "fish" is obviously photoshopped, trust me I can tell retard.

Bill123: god damn Shopped Shouter...
by holycrap:)??? August 25, 2009
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