jiz shirt

A shirt that a boy uses to masturbate on.

mother: What is this shirt that's all stuck together that I found under Cody's bed? father: Oh God don't touch it! It's Cody's jiz shirt. We'll just throw it away. mother: That's nasty. What's wrong with him? father: He's just lazy.

by jimmybomm February 15, 2022

J Shirt

A Shirt you wipe your come with

Man fuck that sock, I got me a J Shirt

by MrJizzShirt August 8, 2021

Little Italy T-Shirt

Bullet-proof vest. As worn by mobsters in "Little Italy"

The Boss survived. Thanks to his Little Italy T-Shirt.

by Filligrees_Daddy August 18, 2021

Shirt

Tshirt but with a lot if buttons

Hey look Jhonny is wearing a shirt pffff!

by That smart guy there May 17, 2021

T-shirt

Being T-shirt means some one is being nice to you and your being mean to them

Person A: Yo what's up man
Person B: Oh fuck off
Person A: C'mon now just, what's up?
Person B: Fuck off you prick you know what's wrong
Person A: Ok, Ok. Be a T-shirt then..

by Some-mentle-cunt May 25, 2021

Green Shirt Man

The longest-term resident in an apartment building, whose wardrobe consists mainly of green shirts. Useful for dealing with dfs and employing people like Scrapey man. Usually solitary and hermit-like, unless provoked.

Green Shirt Man to the rescue!

by Googles January 23, 2004

Shirt Nigga

A nigga who wears a shirt in the pool

Bruh why does that nigga Chris always wear a shirt in the pool. He’s a shirt nigga LOL.

by SheckWes123 September 12, 2024